you'll never be safe till you know the following

http://homeland.gov.safenow.org - what to do in an emergency

Why have they made this for just america? These will apply everywhere else in the world as well. These we're actually intresting to look thorugh. If your on fire, please do not run.

Damn that would be funny to read on a office wall.

Why don't I actually feel any safer?

these are i believe jokily interpreted...