13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers

this kid rocks...

"i thought it was the thing to do after winning a world of warcraft tournament."

"they told the "hookers" that they were people with restricted growth working in a traveling circus"

"The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services."

"Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."

I can only hope that my kid one day will have as much talent and ambition as this one! woo hoo! wo0t wo0t!

those are some high end hookers. 1,000 bucks a night.

atleast the kid is using the building blocks for success in becoming a politician.

ha ha they were actually escorts.

easiest grand those women ever made. playing video games and getting paid for it. looks like a career change is in store for me.

too bad they were forced to play stupid Halo.

they said xbox but i wonder if it was 360 i mean you have your dads credit card why not buy the 360.. it was probably the latest halo.. and if these women are used to spreading there legs to make that 1k im sure xbox was alot harder for them to figure out then making the Wide V with there legs LOL.

This kid knows how to play his life. I laughed to hard one I read that. Thirteen. Kids just want to do sexual activities younger and younger these days.

I believe he wasn't doing sexual activities, unless he got the virtual sex expansion pack to Halo and hired real hookers to play the parts.

anything is possible.

not a balloon walrus^

yeah anything is possible.