LOL @ this thread hahahaha

Well - this thread definitely started some discussion.

Mainly because there is no thread of the like. Unique content FTW.

No, I don't look forward to coming home and going to the bathroom

like that you mean?

Next time you come home, try using the bathroom.

There is a chair with some water inside.
You can pull down your pants and underwear(if you are wearing underwear).
Make sure the cover or lid is at a "up" position.
Please be seated.
Bombs away!

When finish,please stand.
Locate a roll of mini towels.If none are around,locate a soft washcloth or dish towel.
Apply gently the mini towels/cloths in the "crack" part of your buttucks.Message gently.
Discard mini towels only inside the chair landing directly in the water.Landing mini towels on top of do-do is acceptable.
Locate flush button or handle on the chair...activate.
(optional) Use spray deorderizer to refresh air.
Wash hands using small sink turning on the hot water(left handle on faucet).
Exit room.

Once you learn this,the rest is easy.
Good Luck !

Addedum :


About the towels...

Find some way to get rid of them.