Here is that post one more time complete with commentary from the animals.

"Hi, Im Ken, and, Im a hawk, some idiot trophy hunter shot one of my wings, but luckily there were some good humans who came along to counter his stupidity."

"Hi, my name is Winter, and Im a dolphin, some careless person put out a faulty crab trap and I got my tail caught in it, but luckily these really nice people came to my rescue, and Akemiaya loves me !!!!"

"Hi, Im Moe, and Im a loggerhead sea turtle, I weigh about 350 pounds !!! Alright, real quick, here's the story of my life. Stupid humans fed me hot dogs and I grew too fast, so my shell split, but these really smart people came along and shoved a hot dog up their, I mean rescued me."

"Hi, Im Lucy, as you can see I am a cat. God I dont want to even think about my life without my human slaves who serve the Empress Lucy. Now get up and make my dinner again, this time, I want the little crunchy things crushed better, o.k. get it right, or pay the price."
Note one similarity between all of these animals. They all stated the cause of their suffering as "stupid human" "idiot trophy hunter", "careless person", but on the contrary, were in turn, saved by human beings.