this should probably fall under jokes, but then again i figured you guys might want to debate on the questions at hand...

Can
you cry under water?

How
important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why
do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once
you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried
in for eternity?

Why
does a round pizza come in a square box?

What
disease did cured ham actually have?

How
is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why
is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
every two hours?

If
a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why
are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do
people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to
look at things on the ground?

Why
do doctors leave the room while you change?

They're
going to see you naked anyway.

Why
is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why
do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If
Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
him?

Can
a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If
the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why
does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

They're
both dogs!

If
Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he
just buy dinner?

If
corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?

If
electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do
the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why
did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why
do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call
it a hemorrhoid when it's on your butt?

Did you ever
notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when
you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Those are pretty good as jokes, but I'm not going to open up by answering those questions and debating them.

they are just sitting there waiting for someone to try and step on that ground... the_the is so smart im sure he can answer them all

If
a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

um...yes because there are other people to hear it? idk

lol Some of those are quite funny. I don't really know how to debate them. They're cool observations, sometimes about the english language themselves, though, like in a Sage Francis song, "with some friendly fire, that's a funny term, like civil war."

Er, I mean, I don't have a sense of humour. God knox, you're dumb. You know NOTHING! Why would you post this shit? Don't you have anyobduratesgaything better to do?

I can answer most of them but I'm far too lazy to actually do it. I would like to point out however that the professor did fix the minnow but Gilligan's miracle glue fell apart and destroyed the whole boat.

i never saw that episode, but if you say it it must be true... i figured Gilligan would have ruined it anyways he usually does.

and obdurate... i just got bored.... stumbler rocks thats were i get alot of my post, i'll stumble on some website and be like wow i bet everyone will be interested in this.. etc etc etc...

That episode was one of the times where Gilligan was the hero by accident. It's the second or third episode.

cool i'll have to download and check it out.

if youve played warcraft iii, you know you have to mine gold. but if youre all alone who are you paying to build things?