Then you wouldn't see me around here anymore.

If (when) familiguy348 has 0 highscores...

Then FamilyGuy would create a thread that says "Am I going crazy, but i could've sworn I had more than 0 high scores."

If 100 new games were added to the arcade...

Then you would have a lot of work to do.

If I died all of the sudden...

Then there would be a one hour mandatory mourning period in which no one will notice because they wouldn't be on and FamilyGuy would then have to add more games in the arcade.

If my Then statement wasn't so long...

Then I would have read all of it (jk I did).
If a comet hit you in the face and you woke up to find that it was the year 1867, and as it turns out your ancestors brought you to that year so that they could show you the error of your ways because you threw an egg at a rapist who called the comet down upon you...

then i would throw another egg at the rapist

what if you were best friends with michael jackson

Then I would have to be under 10 years old since his "best" friends are under 10.

If PTF had a myspace page...

ptf would be nice

i came here for arcade games

If The_Pro43 didn't know about PTF's arcade...