So, as a sort-of birthday treat, the famous actor Billy Crystal played on the Yankees today to fulfill his one-day contract he signed with them. He struck out a couple times, but he nicked the ball once or twice, which is impressive for a turning-60 year old man.

The funny part is, the Yankees lost to the Pirates. The Pittsburgh Pirates! Yes, their my home team, but literally no one in Pittsburgh even follows the Pirates because they are so bad. Ever since Roberto Clemente and his tragic accident, we haven't had a good team.

i live an hour away from pittsburgh.....and the last time i even heard someone talk about the Pirates was so long ago....atleast the Penguins are whooping ass........

I'll tell you who's whipping ass... Bridgewater. You haven't heard of the place? HA, losers!

We're actually 6-6 now (not that I follow them, its just been on the news because we're actually .500, which is incredible for a team as bad as ours).

And yes, Penguins are kicking Ottawa's asses.

@ Obdurate - DOWN WITH CANADA