Where's God?

BHughesNC · #1 02-08-08, 09:57 PM

Two little boys were best friends at church, but they both had a reputation for getting into trouble. One Sunday, one of the boys was home sick, but the other boy, not wanting to let his friend down, was twice as bad as normal.

As he was running through the sanctuary after church, the pastor grabbed him and angrily said, "Where's God?!"

The little boy was frightened and didn't know what to say.

The pastor continued, "I want you to go home and think about it and I don't want you to come back until you can tell me where God is."

The boy went home and called his sick friend on the telephone. "Guess what," he said. "They've lost God, and they're trying to blame that one on us, too."

dont-go-shane · #2 02-09-08, 04:28 PM

what's the location of god have to do with a kid running like kids do?

**ComputerDude** · #3 02-09-08, 08:39 PM

I don't get that one? Can someone please clarify?

BHughesNC · #4 02-09-08, 09:27 PM

Well...The pastor thought the boy ought to know that God was present there in the church watching him.....and he (the boy didn't get it either).

"God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise;" 1Cor 1:27
" Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men" 1 Cor 1: 25

**ComputerDude** · #5 02-09-08, 10:02 PM

Oh I get it now. At first I didn't get what your were saying but it's clear now. It's not as funny as the first one, but it has a good meaning.

thexfactor · #6 02-18-08, 11:36 PM

wow that was deep as a hardcore christian and a leader of the youth group i say its good to see stuff like that

Y-Factor · #7 02-29-08, 09:29 AM

I didn't read it b/c i can't read lol jk

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