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A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt."

A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?"

The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless but also that perhaps this is a good omen and will put him in the right frame of mind to make the difficult putt and says, "OK." And sinks the putt.

Two holes later he mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get an eagle on this hole."

The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it be worth another fourth of your sex life?"

The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure." And he makes an eagle.

Down to the final hole. The golfer needs yet another eagle to win. Though he says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says, "Would you be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?"

The golfer says, "Certainly." And makes the eagle.

As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside and says,"You know, I've really not been fair with you because you don't know who I am. I'm the devil and from now on you will have no sex life."

"Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name's Father O'Malley."
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Haha, thats was a good one
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Default Re: The Devil and the golfer

Damn. Didn't get it. Who's Father O'Malley?
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Oh well Ich_Bin_Butler sorry! Catholic Priest without a sex life anyway. Nothing to lose!
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Haha, I thought you got that part, that was the funny irony of the whole joke
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Default Re: The Devil and the golfer

Ich , the father is a priest and it is against there relgion to have sex
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Yeah well, until there married of coarse.
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Default Re: The Devil and the golfer

Well, I thought that would be it, I was just thinking there could have been a different meaning, assuming the Father there was famous. I guess the meaning would have been the same anyway, but...
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Yeah definitely, it still would have been funny even if The golfer was just a golfer
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wow that was that was a good one
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