I found this, thought it was pretty funny.

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Keep this in mind: whether it be a rock or a grain of sand, in water, they both sink.
-Oldboy

This is great Mr. Butler !!

Only in America...We can wear watches but keep looking at the clocks on the walls for the time.

Lol! I love that Politics one! xD

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haha! that is SO true!

hahah
these are halarious

They are true.That's something ridiculous.

Only in America..... instead of running away from things we walk up to things we walk up to them and say "Whats that?"

High School Musical - only in America

Not very funny at all, is it. Depressingly fucking real.

Hahah! Thats funny.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.

I hate when people do that. xD

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