Official Joke Thread

[familiguy348]

wats the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
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u can fit more then 3 fingers in a blonde. hahaha

[familiguy348]

Seacrest Out!!!!! lol

[Joad]

lmao! El Ryan Seacrest is gone-o!

[AJ]

One day three women were at a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, ''Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn't there!''

''I know!'' the next woman says, ''Last night my husband said he was going to his brother's house but when I called he wasn't there.''

The third woman says, ''I always know where my husband is.''

''Impossible!'' both women say, ''He has you completely fooled!''

''Oh no,'' says the woman. ''I'm a widow.''

[Joad]

Hehe...

A blonde goes to apply for a job and she's being interviewed online. He asked for her name, she gave it, her age, she gave it, but when he asked her sex, she said

oh, 4-5 times a day! The man was shocked, but he shook it off and told her,

No, you know, male or female? and she says,

OH! well that doesnt really matter, i do everything, even animals.

LOL.

[AJ]

Originally Posted by Joad

Hehe...

A blonde goes to apply for a job and she's being interviewed online. He asked for her name, she gave it, her age, she gave it, but when he asked her sex, she said

oh, 4-5 times a day! The man was shocked, but he shook it off and told her,

No, you know, male or female? and she says,

OH! well that doesnt really matter, i do everything, even animals.

LOL.

lmao! That one is really funny.

[familiguy348]

lol haha aj

ok so flying hiiiiiigh

[kevinator]

sorry i can't type that much but this is 1 joke i know ''what do you call a half boy half girl a borl" lol

[Joad]

Er okay...

Another blonde one, delete if needed.

what's the difference between a palace and a blonde?

Not everything has been in a palace...

[familiguy348]

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

lol haha