This should be taught in all math classes!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!

that's some nice bullshit and ass kissing in there.

lol why thank you

Totally right. One word: OWNED.

lmao! That's hilarious!

im sorry but it wasnt that funny

it was a little funny i think thats kool i want to try one hmm let me think ok yea

s-u-c-k-u-p
19+21+3+11+21+16 = 91 aww man not even 100

ok one more try

b-i-t-c-h
2+9+20+3+8 = 42 ok im gonna stop trying

Lol,

M-A-S-T-E-R-B-A-I-T-I-N-G
around 133%

I think if you spelled it right, it might be more than 130%

Nice. That's great. Except for the extra stuff everyone else came up with. It's onyl funny during the origional.