this has some language but i thought it was cute and funny got it in my email...

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 -year-old sonplaying with his new electric train in the living room.



She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now..... cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train...cause we're going down the tracks.



The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use that kind of language in this house.Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language.'



Two hours later, her son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say...

'All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.'



She heard her little darling continue...'For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.'



As the mother began to smile, the child added, 'For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.'

Haha. Nice last sentence.

wasn't sure if you would be upset if i posted it or not... thats why i put not safe for work and language.... hope thats okay if there is a better way i can do it please let me know.. or if u'd rather me not post something like this at all i wont

If it's a joke, I don't really see it as being that big of a deal.

okay, just wanted to make sure, like i said i really enjoy this forum and don't want to do anything to offend anyone unless were in a heated discussion and thats what that sub forum is for... just trying to abide by the rules

lol I laughed at that.

Good one.

Nice.