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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied ...'It's not talcum powder...It's 'Miracle Grow!'
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I think that punchline could have been delivered better. It would have been a lot funnier.
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How would you have said it?
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i didn't write it... so do tell how you'd have said the joke.
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I'm not saying you didn't tell it right: I know you didn't write it.
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Yeah but I'm interested if you have a different way of saying it...it might be funnier.
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please enlighten aj and i.
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Damn! Okay... I am a writer. I can do this. Alright.

A man said to his wife one day while folding the laundry, "Maybe if we washed your clothes with Slim Fast it would take a few inches off your butt!"

His wife was not happy about that comment and decided to take her revenge. The next week, while her husband was folding the laundry, he found his underwear covered in dust. "What the hell is this powder on my clothes!" he yelled.

"It's miracle grow," said his wife.

Okay, so that wasn't a lot different, but there you go. "Want to see if it'll be funnier" my ass. [further incoherent mumbling]

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i see... like it little bit quicker to the draw.
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Nice try, but I think I like the other one better. The fact that the husband thinks that it's talcum powder makes it more suspenseful.
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