> During a commercial airline flight a military pilot was seated next to a
> young and very beautiful mother with a baby in her arms. When her baby
> began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing her
> infant as discreetly as possible.
> The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon debarking, he gallantly
> offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related articles.
>
> When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded,
> "Gosh, that's a good looking baby and he sure was hungry!"
>
> Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said
> breast feeding would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.
>
> The Navy Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed,
> "And all these years I've been chewing gum!"

I don't actually find that too funny, not like your other jokes you posted, but it wasn't bad, nonetheless.

well i thought you guys might like it...

I'm sure the rest were in stitches. That's why they didn't post.

I'm afraid I'm missing the funny in this. Might have been funny to the mother if it actually happened but out of the situation not so much.

wow... is all im going to say... i guess you either have a sense of humor or good debating skills but not both... oh well... i tried. i didn't write these jokes just passing them on.. i found it funny...

I have a "nerdy" sense of humor so I'm not likely to think any of the jokes you post are funny. This one just struck me as less funny than the others.

That Mastercard one is the sh** though, isn't it?

It's ... amusing