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Old 03-25-08, 05:56 PM
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Polly Want a WHAT?

This lady approaches a priest and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.'

'What do they say?' the priest asked.

'They only know how to say, 'Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?''

'That's terrible!' the priest exclaimed, 'But I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I have taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship.'

'Thank you,' said the lady.

The next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.

The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking parrots and the female parrots say, 'Hi, we are prostitutes! Do you want to have some fun?'

One male parrot looks over to the other male parrot and screams, 'Frank! Put the Bibles away--our prayers have been answered!'
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Old 03-28-08, 07:13 PM
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Lol
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Old 03-29-08, 01:41 AM
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Hahahahahaha

But seriously, I chuckled a little.

And welcome Gleabs! Hope you stick around
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Lol
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And haha, that joke was funny.
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Old 03-29-08, 03:10 PM
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har har harty har har.
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ehhh it was okay i guess lol i chuckled a bit
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This one didn't really strike me as great but it was worth reading.
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Really Funny... Cant Stop Laughing

Worth Reading.. Thanks For Sharing
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