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Old 04-08-08, 04:56 PM
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A lot of folks can't understand how we came
To have an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there's a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in
ALASKA
California
Coastal Florida
Coastal Louisiana
Kansas
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
Texas
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A shortage of American fuel would explain why a lot of our oil is bought from the Middle East and why we are struggling to get good prices from them, even though the majority of money for every gallon of gas goes to either the state or federal governments.
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So True.... Expressed Really Well In Joke
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