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Old 03-25-08, 05:49 PM
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You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them
at their wedding.

He especiall y wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation
he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to
everyone, and asked them to
open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious
of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail
them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and
said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said,
'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled
first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out
about the affair, this
guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations
in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of
church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'
commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception
for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the
Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week
honeymoon accommodations
in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face
when they see the 8x10 glossy
of the br ide humping the best
man: Priceless.

There are some things money
can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD




A Mastercard Wedding





'Life isn't like a bowl
of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--what you
do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......'
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That'd be pretty good if it was true (maybe it is but I don't know). Still funny if it's not.
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Well, it has a good moral.
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well, i tell ya... i had a girlfriend in highschool we were together nearly 2 1/2 years... she wasn't my first but i was her first. anyways.. we did alot of lets say experiementing together... and video tape and cameras were involved. about 2 1/2 years into the relationship my parents moved to a different town... we tried the long distance relationship and at this point webcams were involved... so needless to say i had quite a bit of good material on the girl... anyhow to make along story short, she comes down for my graduation... we have quite a good weekend including the makeup sex and whatnot... right before she leaves to go home she says we need to end the realtionship... that she can't take the lies anymore... that she's been with my best friend ever since i left...

well you can just imagine were all that good pictures and videos i had on her went... yep thats right i emailed and snail mailed the stuff to her parents. so stories like this are not far fetched it happens.

lets just say... she pretty much wasn't aloud out of the house until she went away for college, but what can i say she braught it on herself.
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Well at least she did tell you instead of you finding them. That is bad, though. Your best friend...
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ya but the funny thing is i kinda had it coming.... they were together when i first met her... but they had only been dating two weeks, and he couldn't drive yet and i was playing mr. shofer... and after we would drop him off me and her would talk and one thing lead to another... he was cool with it cause they only saw each other twice in 2 weeks... but oh well.

that was years ago... when i was still just in highschool im 25 now.. married and have a wonderful wife.
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