[joke] men are just happier

**knoxbox** · #1 04-15-08, 11:36 AM

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People--
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000.
Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Ich_Bin_Butler · #2 04-15-08, 03:29 PM

Hell yeah!

silver_knife · #3 05-27-08, 01:01 AM

Was That A Joke Or You Are Just Explaining The Fact?

Lolzzzz....Any Ways Thanks For Sharing

greatdane · #4 05-27-08, 06:09 AM

Well I dont really see any joke in it? what are those anyways? I think its real fun to read good stuff by the way.

Ich_Bin_Butler · #5 05-28-08, 03:20 PM

The joke is just that it points out the ease of men's lives over women's, not that women don't have aspects of their lives that makes their own easier. Still, though, our society stresses that men can let themselves go, but women always have to look good. I don't have to put on makeup before I go out or stay really thin. I do, but it doesn't take effort. I mean I stay thin, not that I effortlessly put makeup on before I go out...

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