Let this be a warning. Be careful what you say

A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.

She knocked on the door then immediately walked in
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on
the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and
the aroma of perfume filled the room.

'What are you doing?' she asked.

'I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work,' the
daughter-in-law answered.

'But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.

'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law
explained.

'Love dress? But you're naked!'

'Mike loves me to wear this dress,' she explained. 'It
excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this
; dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me
for hours on end. He can't get enough of me'

The mother-in-law left.

When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on
her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic
CD, laid on the couch waiting for her husband to
arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw
her laying there so provocatively.

'What are you doing?' he asked.

'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.

'Needs ironing,' he said. 'What's for dinner?

He never heard the gunshot... .......