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I'm making NEW jokes. Hatchet jokes.

Hatchet's so against authority he gets beaten up by cops!
Hatchet doesn't eat food.... he starves!
Hatchet doesn't sleep.... he's an insomniac!
Hatchet doesn't have AIDS, but he has herpes!


Oh wait.
can i get in on this?

hatchet recognize typos and he corrects them!
hatchet doesn't take action he watches it happen!
hatchet isn't negative he's realistic!
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lol HILARIOUS! See how much talent it takes to make up a Chuck Norris joke?



Bruce Lee is turning over in his grave.
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lol HILARIOUS! See how much talent it takes to make up a Chuck Norris joke?



Bruce Lee is turning over in his grave.
your right... but i dunno why the craze with chuck norris... it could have just as easily been jean Claude van damme or jet li or jackie chan or any other martial artist... i guess because of his look maybe i dunno. i think his look is what makes it funny probably.
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There were once eight days a week, but one day Butler had a bad day and now there are only seven.
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There were once eight days a week, but one day Butler had a bad day and now there are only seven.
the beatles believe in 8 days a week
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