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Old 02-27-08, 08:43 PM
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A hunk decides to do something she’s never done before - rent a dirty movie. He drives to the local Video Warehouse and makes his way to the adult section in the back. After looking around at titles, he selects a something that sounds very stimulating.

He drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To his dismay there’s nothing but static on the screen. Hhe calls the store to complain and says, “I just rented an adult movie from you and there’s nothing on the tape, but static.”

The clerk apologized about the defective video and asked, “Which title did you rent?” The hunk replied, “It’s called ‘Head Cleaner.’”
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Wow. Just wow.
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yeah about that.
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A hunk decides to do something she’s never done before - rent a dirty movie. He drives to the local Video Warehouse and makes his way to the adult section in the back. After looking around at titles, he selects a something that sounds very stimulating.

He drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To his dismay there’s nothing but static on the screen. Hhe calls the store to complain and says, “I just rented an adult movie from you and there’s nothing on the tape, but static.”

The clerk apologized about the defective video and asked, “Which title did you rent?” The hunk replied, “It’s called ‘Head Cleaner.’”
hehehe that is funny. where did you get that? full of brawn but no brain, huh? hehe oh well, good for him. at least he knew how to call and complain. waa haha take care!
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well that is really one good joke. if you have more jokes i will surely like to read them. specially if the jokes is all about computers. i love computer jokes.
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well that is really one good joke. if you have more jokes i will surely like to read them. specially if the jokes is all about computers. i love computer jokes.
yeah dolce vita has some really good jokes. she has placed a lot of jokes here and i really enjoy them. glad you like them indie. take care and God bless you! hahaha we can laugh all the way...
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well where can i rent that head cleaner. ha ha
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Not bad. Very disturbing name for a movie, despite the double meaning.
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yes, some how i see a double meaning to that word. it is not only the joke that is funny but the word itself.
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well where can i rent that head cleaner. ha ha
I really do not know where we could rent that tape... Do not worry, when I get to know where, I will inform you immediately indieover!
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